May '12

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OMG People! Get to the store! We have soooo many new brands of clothes for your eyes to behold! Make that package of yours even more tantalizing with HAWT brands such as:
TimoTeo
BonBon
Bayou Beau
Barcode Berlin
Pikante
Clever
and we still carry all your favorites like
Pistol Pete
Whitall & Shon
Excite
Wicked Monkey
Ajaxx 63
C-IN 2
Inchwear
AND MUCH MORE!

Coming Soon: EVEN MORE SELECTION AND SEXY THINGS!

March '12

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Great news! Our shipment of Fleshjacks has finally arrived! Now you can get your fav ice jacks in store again! We have the Flesh Jack boys: Brent Everett, Brent Corrigan and Pierre Fitch available in the jack bottom, and mouth. And the popular Sex-in-a-Can is back as well.

Hey all you lovers and "lovers!" It's been a long time but we're back. I've got some good news and bad news for you...
The community lost two great gay owned and operated businesses recently. We are sad to see more small businesses suffering and closing forever. But in order to make up for the absence of our dear friends, we will be buffing up our inventory. That's right, more of what you love at the same affordable prices! We've already started carrying a lot more brands. Some things to look forward to are:
Berlin Brand singlets and sportswear
Barcode Brand undies and jocks
A wider selection of CIN-2 underwear
Mr. B undies and fetish-wear
PIkante brand sexy undies
More Candyman undies and fetish-wear, as well as role play costumes
And so much more! Looks like we're going to be as stuffed as our mannequins' crotches!

October '11

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Good news! We've got more Candyman costumes in just in time for Halloween shoppers! Come by and see which sexy set suites you.

Greetings gays! We've made yet more improvements to the store. We've brightened it up a bit and repainted to make it look newer! Stop by and see what we've done with the place. Also, we've decorated for everyone's fav holiday, Halloween!

August '11

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So if you haven't been to the store lately, you should stop by. We've reorganized the entire store to better serve you! We have actual sale copies of adult DVDs on the sales floor! If you know the store, you know that's a HUGE deal!
And right now all of those DVDs (exluding Bel Ami and Treasure Island) are buy one get one free!

April '11

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We now have DVDs out for sale that you can see!!!! You can touch, look, smell and taste! (I wouldn't recommend that last one...) If you see it in a plastic locked case, you can buy it! No more guessing with the stickers! What you see is what we've got!

Bunnies on the Bayou is coming up! DO you have all your necessary stuffs to enhance your cuteness? We've got tons of new styles coming in this month so be sure to drop by any discover all the new ways to get your sexy on!
You can buy your tickets here in the store! $25 for normal entry and $130 for VIP. Buy 'em early so you don't have to spend more at the door.

New in the store: Bone Herbal Supplement. Gets you so hard you'd think you've got a bone down there! (available in pill or liquid form)

Hey all you lil' monsters! Do you have your Lady Gaga post-concert party tickets yet? If not, then head on in cause we have your tickets for $10 a pop! Much better than the price of admission at the door. So be sure to drop by and pick up your party passes, and go Gaga!

Have you seen our Wicked Monkey? It's totally awesome! You should come in and check out the new styles from Wicked Monkey! They even make clothing for lesbians! That's right! Gear for the L of the LGBT!

-Seth

March '11

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New Ajaxx63 styles are in!

New FleshJacks are in!!! Do you like Brent Everett, Brent Corrigan, or Pierre Fitch? Well we've got the mouths, butts and dildos for each from FleshJack!!!! Only $79.99! Be sure to get yours before we sell out!

New Unico designs are in the house! The sexy, comfortable undies are newer and hotter than ever!

GREAT NEWS!!! ME-36 is back in stock in singles and bottles! We also got the LIBIGROW sexual enhancement shots!

Need your Brittney Spears Tribute tickets? We got 'em here at the store again! Come and get 'em early while they're still cheap!* *Cash only.

March means AIDS Walk Houston! And guess what? We've got a team! You can donate by making a cash contribution in the store or by going to www.AIDSWalkHouston.org for a credit card contribution.

We've got some new gear in! New XLX from Italy is in stock and for sale at unbelievable prices! This stuff is hot! Trust me, I know cute under-things ;)

We've added new lubes to our inventory! HardWare brand lubes: Piston Grease, Wank Wax, Antifreeze warming lube, and Motor Oil. Encounter Pure glycerin free lubricant for women. And SR8CAMLUBE.

Be sure to make us your first stop for all your L.U.E.Y. needs! We've got leather, flogs, whips, chains, jocks, and so much more!

-Seth